Its time for my annual ( almost...) posting!
It is a sunny Saturday morning. The birds that have built a nest in my living room eaves are loud and raucous this morning. I wonder if I could let the ladder down and the cat could ACCIDENTALLY climb the stairs? I honestly would not do that, but I do remember my grandparents doing just that 30 years ago when a bird built a nest in their attic.
As barbaric as modern standards would find that, it was very effective.