A new year...

I'm nearing FIFTY! Very quickly! And what am I doing in my middle age? I am sitting here watching some incredibly void-of-any-semblance-of-intelligence television program called "Dirty Jobs". This episode shows how some guy collects OWL VOMIT and sells it; and I am WATCHING this. Even worse, the next segment deals with "palpating"...the tactile method by which one determines whether a cow is pregnant. Let's just say evening length rubber gloves are involved....BLECHH!

And THEN, just when you think it can't get any worse, guess what? The show focuses on how bull semen is collected.

Excuse me...I need to change the channel.